The Kottonmouth Kings Suck


So I said I’d right a blog about my undying disgust for the Kottonmouth kings. They are just so damn annoying and just plain out lame. I mean look at all the “bros” and “bro hoes” that listen to them. It reminds me of where I grew up. Don’t get me wrong, I love my small town of Upland, Ca – lil town that spawned some big names. It’s one of the only cool cities in the IE. But for the most part, the IE houses a bunch of lamos. A bunch of Sullen, SRH, Famous Stars and Straps, bandana wearing, clunky white skate shoe sportin, sideways hat mobbin, black pulled up tube socks, spiky haired dumb asses! Gosh I loathe those kinds of dorks and the lame chicks that go for them. With their raised “bro dozers” cruising the IE by the sea (Huntington Beach) as they blast their shitty Kottonmouth Kings.

This is one of the reasons I had a left a former magazine I had written for, whose name we won’t mention. Loved my editor, he’s one cool cat but I hated how this mag was so associated with all that is lame as pointed out above (don’t take it personal if you’re still with them and reading this, it just ain’t my thing). Especially the Kottonmouth Kings.

Funny story! I was at an ASR party this past February and this dumb ass starts talking to me. Mind you he is the epitome of what I loathe (as stated above) but I was still polite. So he picks up this “magazine” and says, “You like this magazine?” And I was like, “Sometimes, I used to write for them.” He’s like, “Oh no way, cool well I’m in it!” As he so joyously shows me his photos of him in some clothing pictorial. I’m just about to shoot myself if I have to listen to this dumbass any longer. Granted, I still don’t know who this fucker is, acting like he’s of some notoriety. Then he asks me, “Have you heard of the Kottonmouth Kings?” I finally came back to life in a dull moment and joyously said “Yeah! I fuckin HATE that band!” Dude looks at me in shock and says, “Oh, well that’s my band.” Woops.

Now what kind of a moron would do this …

74 thoughts on “The Kottonmouth Kings Suck

  1. Sandy

    Kid, you’re stupid. Guess they don’t educate you well in “North Carolina.” If you’d peep the “about” tab you’d see that I’m a female. Anyhow, it was fun while it lasted but all you lil kids and lamers that like the Cotton Dorks are crampin’ my style. I am finally closing this blog post.

  2. mike

    and one day your girlfriend will tell you that she’s been cheating on you for the past 5 years with a goat

  3. mike

    and my friends and i agree that you give better head than your girlfriend. i dont think thats a good thing

  4. mike

    ok, you spelled “spelled” as “spelt”. You ARE FUCKING RETARDED. and hendrix was good, but he’s dead now, faggot. move on!

  5. Newp

    Dude Just chill out its just music yeah you can bash it all you want but then again what ever you listen to some one else is bashing on them too I myself like KMK but hey who cares because I’m listening to them not you! oh btw if they sounded like shit when they started it dont mean nothing every one has to start some where oh to the guy who said ‘DGAF” is a kid thing? wow thats all I gotta say Peace out to fag who started this. =]

  6. Babygurl

    oh i forgot one more thing!!
    its really sad that the person who started this shit, even went through the time to try n find pics of ppl with spade or kmk tats. thats hilarious!! and its also disrespectful.. u dont go n use other ppls pics u fuckin creep!

  7. Babygurl

    Wow. i would have never thought that The Kottonmouth Kings could bring up this many arguments. U r all idiots. music is music, none of it “sucks”. u just dont like it. if u dont like a song, keep it to ur fucking self. Bagging on shit all the time annoys ppl, so knock it off. Personally, i love KMK. And i myself have a spade tattoo to represent. i fucking like it, and so do a lot of ppl. its our kind of music, we have fun listening to it. we dont need ppl like u fags bashing on a band that u dont even like the genre. also, i think rock is annoying.. as all hell. but im not sittin on the internet bored out of my mind bashing on it now do i? no. u shouldn’t either, its a waste of all ur time. i ran across this website looking at KMK pics actually, and it was disappointing to me. hopefully all u kids grow a pair and grow up.

  8. Kyle4201605

    listen you stupid lame asses , you talk your shit but if you step up to a bro they would pound ure shit into the ground!!! the people that hate on the kings are usually bitches that talk shit online like the stupid fucks above. you wish you could get chick like ours but you just get lame ass nerdy bitches. Kottonmouth kings having been putting on sick ass shows for ten years bitch what the fuck you got on that!!! Just shut the fuck up you jealous bitches.
    DGAF!!!!

  9. Sheo

    Okay, the fact that most of the people on here trying to rep the Kottonmouth Kings either don’t know how to use capitol letters or can’t turn off caps lock is kind of stupid. The fact that the rest of you seem to believe that everyone that likes the Kottonmouth Kings are idiots is even worse.
    Really, I’m 15 and I seem to know more about grammar than all the rest of the KMK fans on here. I listen to everything, including opera, so don’t even start trying to tell me what good music is. Good music, in my opinion, is good music. There are no set rules for it.
    Seriously, just let people have their own opinions and stop bagging on them for it. If you have the balls to do that, you have more courage than most of the world. If you don’t, get some.

    While you’re at it, listen to the first albums and then the last ones and you should notice at the very least a quality jump. Fuck, listen to Positive Vibes.

  10. kevin

    haha where the hell did you get malibu kevin and wtf does a barbie doll have to
    do with anything. yea im not redhead haha but mom comment was a good burn. i gotta give you that.

  11. JUGGALO

    “okay malibu kevin” go back to playing with your stoopid barbie doll. dont hate because youre a red head and your mom has insane clown pussy.

  12. kevin

    haha your bitch and i saw your page
    it looks like you would go down with one hit
    if theres anything worse than kottonmouth kings
    its fuckin gayass clowns that rap
    and the fans that listen to that garbage

  13. JUGGALO

    MUTHA FUCKER: HERE, CALL ME AT HOME (617) 861-3962 BITCH. BACK YO SHIT UP. I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF WITH MY KOTTONMOUF, BITCHASS MYSPACE HATER!!! ME AND TOM ARE BUDS AND WE’RE GOING TO BEAT YOUR PUNK ASS UP.

  14. Brian

    Kid, are you fuckin serious? Who the hell makes a call to action through their myspace? Go figure, you’re fuckin 19 and a dork. Stoops…

  15. JUGGALO

    fuck you if you dont like them keep it to your self you whiney little bitch dont fuck with the juggalos you fucking pussy!!!!! by the way my name is robert borrego i want you to know just who the fuck i am and if you got a problem find me on myspace at rickybobby151@hotmail.com

  16. Anonymous.

    Rapcore is mainstream. Therefore KMK is mainstream, I listened to 5 songs, sex,pot,and pointless fuck no one cares about.
    But hey it’s me. KMK is one of the bands that cause guys to suffer sexual anxiety, how sweet. Fuck mainsteam life, I’ll rather have a 2 story house and have enough money to buy 25 Playstation 25 Xbox and 25 Nintendo consoles, insetad of sitting in my house smoking pot and fuck girls in exchange for hiv,poor job,beat up house,bullet wounds from other kids every 3 days.
    Yeah, KMK is soooooooooo correct.

    I’ll uhhhh go listen to Sonata Arctica and The Offsprings.

  17. kevin

    so this blog is so funny. i do agree kottonmouth kings is terrible. i have always hated them but this blog has turned into
    more of hatefest on there fans than the band. yes do i belive they make bad music but thats my opinion and if you heard my music what i listen too you might say the same.
    it just seems weird that we have to put so many labels and pass
    judgement on what ppl wear and what they listen too. ill tell you right now im a big mofo and i wear what fits haha. what i cant understand why you would hate on someone for lifting there truck and hittin the dunes. i come a small town called pahrump less than 30mins from dumont. i love it out there.
    cause to me and my friends riding and working on trucks is
    somethen we do for fun. we dont have to drop srh or say were bros. we do what we love and its not kottonmouth kings is telling us to. cause to me the concept of getting stoned is retarded anyways. to poison your mind when you could be doing others thing with your life is a waste to me.
    its terrible how all you guys just hate or proudly admitt being something. idk i grew up listening to hardcore and riding
    those are two favorite things. it blows my mind why any girl would wanna be called a bro hoe. its about being on the sand havin a good time with your friends and family cause in the end thats all you have

  18. i smoke pot

    i smoke pot.. ALOT. and i think this band sucks. i used to live on the east coast 6 years ago… NEVER FUCKING HEARD OF THIS BAND, no one did over there. so i move out west … people are like listen to this band omg they rule they sing about pot! ok big deal, but, as embarrassed as i am to say this, i went to a few shows and i bought that one album rollin stoned cause i liked the “concept” cause im a huge stoner. after i heard like all the other tracks at live shows or heard people play their other albums aka their 1st album part 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 whatever ( for u idiots that means the same shit since day 1 ALL SOUNDS THE SAME…SO FUCKING BORING,as a band youre supposed to grow, not continue to suck) its repetitive…not creative… and it gets worse every time.
    i dont wanna hear shit cause im hatin, cause i GAVE THEM A TRY… so i know from experience they suck
    on top of that, the “kings” as people suck! they are stuck up as fuck, can only “rap” lyrics are whack, rhythm is the same in like every song,
    been in the game 13 years? as if they deserve some kinda respect for that? they have a following sure, …but it doesn’t go outside of the westcoast. to me, thats not very successful.

    ooohh..oohhh… now for the fans of theses peeps… wow, ya’ll are some kinda spectacle. lol

    “FOR ALL U PEOPLE THAT THINK THAT ALL KMK FANS R SOME WASHED UP, WHITE TRASH, WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT I FUCKEN JUST SIT BACK N LAUGH. YA I LIKE LIFTED TRUCKS, RIDEN DIRT BIKES, GETTING TATTED AND SMOKEN SOME GREEN”

    ah…bros….i dont even need to talk about that…this guy talks shit on himself lol.

    anyway in closing kmk sucks..the kings as ppl suck…they’re fans , dont suck..they just need to be slapped with good music, have you ever heard of led zeppelin, metallica, pantera, black sabbath? now thats good shit.. your small minds probably couldn’t even comprehend that music..

    When I need some lovin, just heat up the oven
    Get that dick sucken bitch, get them titties rubbin
    Put it on me good, put it on me right
    I wanna turn you out and hit that shit all night
    Do it nice and slow, cuz I said so
    Put the panties on the floor, Im gonna make you scream for more
    You know how we do, we BMW
    Bitches Most Wanted all them hoes wanna fuck the crew
    (Don’t make me beg)

    …spoken in the words of a true poet lol

    ok im done.

  19. 420

    HAHA DAMN I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST TO HIT THIS PUNK ASS WITH MY OPNION AND LOOKS LIKE ALOT OF PEOPLE FEEL THE SAME WAY AND SOME DONT. FOR ALL U PEOPLE THAT THINK THAT ALL KMK FANS R SOME WASHED UP, WHITE TRASH, WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT I FUCKEN JUST SIT BACK N LAUGH. YA I LIKE LIFTED TRUCKS, RIDEN DIRT BIKES, GETTING TATTED AND SMOKEN SOME GREEN BUT I WORK 50 HOURS A WEEK AND PROBABLY MAKEN MORE THAN ALL U FUCKERS. SO DONT HATE THE LIFESTYLE CUZ WE ALL GOT ONE.

  20. brando

    THIS FOOL IS MAD CAUSE HE GOT FIRED FROM HIS JOB N IS BROKE NOW. IM NOT EVEN FROM CALI N IM NOT WHITE… I BANG THERE MUSIC. I KNO NIGGAS THAT CANT BE FUCKED WITH BY ANYONE ON THIS SHIT THAT LISTEN TO THEM SO WHOEVER SAID U HAVE TO HAVE SPIKEY HAIR N black pulled up tube socks N BIG TRUCKS TO JAM MUSIC IS A FUCKIN PUTOFACE. I WILL GIVE MONEY TO THE PERSON THAT CAN PROVE ME WRONG.

  21. Nikkay

    Not 16, I’m actually 21. And just because everyone out there is not like your uptight whitey tighty wearing self, and doesn’t have their FUCK KOTTONMOUTH KINGS signs in the air like you do, doesn’t mean you get all butt hurt just because we aren’t like you. Go smoke some weed, listen to your lame Phish records.
    Kottonmouth Kings, Suburban Noize, all the music on that label is better than anything you will ever hear.

  22. bro-hoe lover

    wow all you faggots out there…… your just made that the bros and hoes are hotter than any of youand cooler…… the kottonmouth kings are the shit and im listing to them right now……. fuck that rap shit and oldies stuff thats all for fags, such as ice cube, tupac,and others…. just cuz we like different music and like to live a different life style doesnt mean anything, i beat you have never been to the desert so dont talk shit about poeple that go…. its all funner than your piece of shit life…. all the haters out there are just jealious of us so fuck off

    rep so-cal
    and kmk
    and all the bros and bro-hoes

  23. Juggalo Steve

    IM DOWN WITH THE CROWN AN THE CLOWN FO LIFE FUCK ALL YA’LL HATERS TALKIN YA’LL SHIT AN EATIN THAT DICK FUCK YA’LL JUGGALO FO LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!! MMFCL

  24. Chris

    Yep the Kottonmouth Kings are the worst “band” that has ever existed on the face of the earth. Also the people who back them up are pretty much illiterate.

  25. •lushy•

    W0W. people shut the fuck up yes we get it diffrant people have diffrant opinions. so take yer shit talking some were else. im a bro hoe ii love kMk . but thats my fucking opinion 0hk.. y0u can think what y0u want. believe, like what y0u want. y0u think yer tough bitchin on here no one gives a shit everyones here cuz we are bored riight? this isn’t real life right now. if udont like a way peoples lifestyle is then why bother saying anything at all wy waste yer time right? y0u guys say we are dumb && retarded.well your dumb && retareded for wasting your time talking shit .

    •somer dae•

    peace.

  26. T-Money

    Josh H your a pussy.. Learn how to ride a sport bike. And stay away from your team mates chick and find your own girl BRO. Kmk,M/M,colin Morrison,SRH, lovers.. Settle down.. Your on a key board… Kmk is alright. Blogs are for jobless cock suckers.. That’s you too ladys:)

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  28. Sandy

    Wow, there’s actually a site name broe-hoes.com! hahahahhaha Thanks for the info, I can’t wait to tell everyone about it. Good for some serious laughs!

    Oh and PS (in the words of a wise smart ass) “”95 called and they want their lifted truck back.”

  29. Bro-Hoe Babey

    ok first of all im a bro-hoe and i likke lifted trucks and shit whats the problem with that??? And fuck u haters out there the Kottonmouth Kings are the best band out there so u need to shut the fuck up cuz u dont know what u are talking about.. i bet half u haters cant spit a verse or ryhme so u need to shut the hell up….and maybe u dont listen to them or dont like them but u dont need to talk shit… talking shit is for pussys and u are a big ass pussys….all u guys do is talk shit. so wat if we are bros and bro-hoes u dont have to hate us cuz we can look cute and u bitches cant and because the bros are hotter then ur ugly ass boyfriends so dont be hating…. and so what if the Kotonmouth kings are bros or they drink and smoke and support 420 and sing about sex that doesnt give u a reason to hate them just dont listen to them……..So shut the fuck up if u dontknow what u are talking about

  30. MissChrnc

    Kottonmouth Kings are the shit ok! They are BIGTIME now. They probably have 10 times more money then u haters. They fucking get paid by rapping about some bomb ass weed that u will never see. I’ve seen the real Kottonmouth Kings, i was even in the same plane as them wen i went to Amsterdam. Yes they are a lil cocky but who fucking cares, they have the rite to be. They got some good shit and livin a life.. probably fucking ur girlfriends and shit. So all u haters need to shut the fuck up, throw away ur boo-hoo weed and find blaze bomb shit like they do.

  31. cock in mouth kings

    fuck the kottonmouthqueens… i smoke more kush then any of those fags… and if you and all your tool friends even look at me funny ill beat the fuckin shit out of you… Josh Haynes……
    PS. listen to reggae

  32. kmk sucks dick

    hahaha that taylor chick is on her period
    kmk needs to stop sucking so much damn dick
    i mean honestly they sound like shit

  33. KMK 420!

    I’M DOWN FOR THE KROWN AND ONE SPADED MOTHER FUCKER!
    TAKE A FAT BONG RIP AND CHILL THE FUCK OUT!
    WOOP WOOP!
    PEACEEEEEE!

  34. Kellz

    Wow Sand… I think you need to thank all these kids for the traffic they are bringing to your site. If only the KMK could get this much traffic to their own site. lol Dirt Pride fo Life.

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  36. bahahaha lame

    ur boys in aus? im from aus u mc’fuck, and poofta is a very rarely used term here u try hard, and damn near every1 here wears srh

    fuk u guys are fucking awesome at being wrong, it never ceases to amaze me

  37. Sandy

    Wow! I can’t believe this old blog post of mine still gets so many hits and comments. Well thank you all you KMK fans for spreading my good word. And for the record SRH is one of the weakest and lamest clothing companies out there, I surely know my boys out in Aus don’t sport that shit, you must be what they call a Poofta!

  38. bahahaha lame

    well firstly ur wrong im 20 and im a surveyor, id like to c u try and do the maths that i do daily, so u can suk my wang, and i use poor grammar because im lazy not because i cant

    2ndly bull crrraaaapppp, ladies and gentleman we hav another “german pornstars mouth” i dont believe that u work for a “reputable music magazine” even for a second and they get respect from us and as long as they hav respect from their fans i dont think they really care wat the “legitimate players” think.

    “horrific writing skills” yep, heaps good grammar yah douche try “poor use of spelling and grammer”

    and no obviously not, im sorry i left out u lame unfashionable hermits but i didnt c the point in even giving u a mention, because it is blatantly obvious that the reason u hav such hate for ppl like me, is because sumwhere along the line we beat u up, or stole ur woman or seeing as u are a chick got turned down by one of us (im just judging by the name ” Mrs. Pointdexter” bahahahaha) u feel the need (because u have no social status, or the balls to do it in person) to put down us and the ppl that represent us as a whole, on the internet.

    finally they are endorsed by srh so they must b doing something right, and their only concert that they ever had anywhere near me was sold out, so thatd b u wrong again

    so go hav a cry to ur overweight pimple infested boyfriend that sumone burned u online and u are having horrible flash backs to the day u made a fool of urself wen u got turned down buy a danna wearing brother. and then take solace in the fact that after me no1 will ever take ne notice of u again other than the small child staring and saying to his mother “wat happened to that lady”

    lastly i dont smoke weed, wrong again chicky, ur on a fricken role

  39. Mrs. Pointdexter

    Hey lil kid, “Mr. Bahahahaha Lame” your probably like 17 or something by the looks of your horrific writing skills. One day you will laugh at your love for pathetic bands such as Kotton. Back in my day I used to like some pretty bad music: all a part of growing up.

    Also you did “pass judgment” when you said “tight shirt wearing money wasting tryhards dress.” What makes you think those are the only people that read this cool site? And for the record, I work for a certain reputable music magazine, any lame bands such as the Kotton never get any respect from any legitimate players in the industry, just tasteless kids like yourselves. Don’t worry though, there’s still hope for you yet.

    SUPER FUNNY: “u could have made quite the little wad of cash from these fellas, so bad financial decision” WHAT!!!? THEY AREN’T EVEN DOING WILL WITH SHOW OR RECORD SALES! YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT KID, GO SMOKE SOME MEXI WEED.

  40. bahahaha lame

    i would just like to start off by saying i came to this site by following a link to that awesome kottonmouth tattoo from google images

    but seeing as im here…

    bahahaha “kelly” u are wat i like to call a German pornstars mouth… full of shit. no1 who had ne power to sign kottonmouth would waste their time on this stupid blog, and if u did, THEN UR AN IDIOT u could have made quite the little wad of cash from these fellas, so bad financial decision

    just curious, y u all think that u are better than us just cos we are srh wearing/pierced/tattooed/ bagged truck driving legends, this is the way we like to dress etc and i dont really think u hav the right to pass judgement, i mean i dont particularly like the way u tight shirt wearing money wasting tryhards dress, but thats just my opinion and im nt going to pass judgment on u because of the way u dress

    i found this hilarious, quote from ‘KottonMouth KILLER’ “Bonehead: go pick up a book and absorb some culture.” which then was closely followed by “We all know parading around in a raised truck makes up for the fact that your own dick is a measly 2 inches (erect) and that you have serious LMS symdrome.” yes we can all only hope to achieve the incredible level of cultural greatness that u hav bahahahaha

    i just hope that all the ppl who took the time on here to insult the kottonmouth kings and all the ppl that love them, take a good hard look at themselves, and hopefully relise… y they arnt as cool as us 😛

    peace out

  41. SpadedNorth

    Whats good about KMK is that they actually have a point theyre gettin across in theyre lyrics unlike alot of other “rappers” theyre all one-mined with bitches and money thats all they rap about while KMK raps about true freedom, expressing yourself, and havin a good time enjoying life, theyve been around longer than any other rap group these days, fuck daddy x was signed to ruthless records with eazy e thats fucking og how man other rappers these days can say that. So fuck all you haters go back to your mall and hang in the food court, We’re here to stay The Krown isnt goin anywhere and the Spade aint guna die

  42. Robert Reed

    The kotton mouth kings suck most definitely and so do all their little middle school followers. Go listen to some real music. Not some pathettic rap rock hybrid who look stupid.

    I wonder why the kotton mouth were one of the crappy bands on the House of Blues 2 for 1 Tuesdays email about a month ago? Probably cause they weren’t selling any tickets because they are horrible. 2 for 1 Tuesday is made to sell tickets to shows that have low ticket sales. But you kids wouldn’t know about that stuff.

  43. Jake*SoCal-King*

    first off dont bagg on something you dont like cause i can do that bout you. 2nd dont fucking judge people for what they like. 3rd srh dgaf kmk its a fucking lifestyle that we live im branded for life with a krown and spade because I like it i dont give a shit what a fag on a comp says cause he cant spout his fucking mouth off in public to me he has to hide behind his comp so stfu be real and stop hating

  44. taylor

    i love the kottonmouth kings. they actually talk about something people give a fuck about. im not tatted up, or have a bunch of piercings. i dont drive a lifted truck and all that shit. but i WILL say that i will blast their music ANY DAY. they are an amzing band. so you can all shut the fuck up.

  45. KT

    I actually like the Kottonmouth Kings, but bros and bro-hoes bug the shit outta me. I mean, I can understand that you like dirtbiking, as it’s an awesome sport, but you don’t have to drop the words ‘Metal Mulisha’ or ‘Crusty Demons Of Dirt’ in every sentence.

  46. subnoize_soulja_420

    yeah seriously man fuck all you haters,kmk is a life style dynasty and if you dont like them then dont listen to them and stop fuckin hatin on them and tryin to act all tough and talkin shit about them,your just pissed cuz theyre out there being successful and doin big show while your sittin in mommy and daddys basement writing these gay ass blogs and shit.alls i have to say is FUCK YOU if your gonna talk shit about the kottonmouth kings.

    Free the Soul.

  47. MULISHA

    LOL, YOU GUYS ARE HILARIOUS, STILL TALKIN SHIT ?

    YOU MUST REALLY HAVE ALOT OF FREE TIME. DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF TO GET TOUGH WITH THE KEYBOARD AND TALK SOME SHIT ABOUT A BAND? YOU GUYS ARE PATHETIC, KMK IS A VERY TALENTED BAND, WHO ARE TO TALK SHIT ON SOMEONE WHO IS WAY MORE SUCCESSFULL THAN YOURSELF. YOUR MAING YOURSELF LOOK FUCKING RETARDED, HOW ABOUT YOU GO OUT AND DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE, AND STOP DOGGIN ON THE PEOPLE THAT HAVE ACTUALLY STRIVED TO DO SOMETHING AND ACHIEVED IT.

    PEACE OF MIND

    FUCKER HATERS

  48. Anonymous

    all of you have just wasted your time who are you trying to prove if you like the music you like the music if you hate it you hate it you dont have to start a blog about that shit over the internet to show how much of an asshole you really are keep you opinions to yourself…-goodnight pipe it bye-

  49. O C SPADES

    FUCK ALL OF YOU HATERS… YOU WOULD GET WRECKED ON IN A HEARTBEAT… KMK IS THE SHIT TALKING ABOUT REAL LIFE SHIT… HOW THEY MADE IT FROM NOTHIN DOIN LITTLE GIGS AND SHOW TO GO MUTHER FUCKING WORLDWIDE AND DO THEIR DREAM UNLIKE YOU PUSSY ASS MOTHER FUCKERS SETTLING FOR ANY JOB YOU CAN FIND CAUSE YOU WERE UNSUCCESSFUL … THATS TALENT TO LIVE YOUR DREAMS!!! SO FUCK YOU ALL AND WE DGAF BITCH!!!! WE RUN THIS SHIT BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    CHECK IT OUT … OC SPADES MUTHER FUCKERS…

    http://www.myspace.com/ocspadesdgaf

  50. PeaceLoveHappinessBabe

    Also, i would like to add. i listen to the old shit too; hendrix, petty, pink floyd, the beatles, the rolling stones, etc.
    And i would also like to add, the people that listen to the Kottonmouth Kings are just more open minded and have different opinions than you. so get over that, people are entitled to have their own thoughts & beliefs. Do NOT group them as “methheads” , “wiggers”, “drug addicts”, etc. We are people that live life our way, by our rules, and dont play into all this corporate & CORRUPT shit thats goin on.
    Stop fucking discriminating.

  51. PeaceLoveHappinessBabe

    all i have to say is fuck all you haters on here. you shouldnt bash on people that for 1. you dont even know, 2. the way they dress, 3. you dont understand what theyre all about. the Kottonmouth Kings are probably one of the chillest, sweetest, and most politically and morally correct bands/people ever. even if you dont like their music, rap, hiphop, whatever it is your so tweaked about, they have an amazing message goin around out there, and alot of people are tuning in. dont hate, keep the positive vibes in view, and forget about the negativity. and honestly, how fucking pathetic is it that you can “hate” a group of people that you dont even know sooo much? you people need to get in touch with life, not all this fake bullshit out there, but the things that REALLY matter. ive LOVED the Kottonmouth Kings ever since i first heard them. they are an amazing band, amazing people, and are sending an amazing message. so chill the fuck out, get the negativity out of here, stop the “hate”, and have a little fun. like the Kottonmouth Kings say
    “No need to get loud, messin with others, stressin’ your brother, it’s time to uncover
    Time to choose another path you see
    Cause the road most traveled’s negativity”

    respect your fellow man.

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  53. Kino

    I agree with you on all fronts here San D. What i dont get is how KMK has been around since I was in High School and we all clowned them back then, we booed them off stage in Big Bear back in the late 90’s! But now, somehow they get picked up again by the younger generation and idolized for their whack ass lyrics…and dont get me wrong- I am a stoner, desert rat myself- but no one I know actually likes those clowns…If I want to listen to rap, I will bump some real shit…If I want to listen to punk…same deal….I think this whole “DGAF” thing is fucking little kid’s heads up….

  54. Kelly

    Sandy –

    I have the best story for you about the KottonMouth Fuckfaces…. back when we were still in high school me and some friends went to HB and some lame ass trying to gangsters/hardcore/too much silver jewelry wearing/sweatshirts and shoes on the beach white boys came up to us and gave us their demo tape. So on our way home I have to put in this tape and laugh just because the way these morons looked I could tell this was going to be shiteous to the max. Turn on the tape and it definitely did not fail to dissapoint my previous allegations. As my friends and I hop on the fwy to come home, laughing our asses off on how shitty this music is we realize the raised truck behind us is actually following us. Its the same douche bags who gave us their tape. They keep honking their horn to try to get our attention and when we finally roll down the window they yell “Do you like our tape? Do you think it rocks?” I had to say ” In my honest opinion, this is some of the shiteous music I have ever heard” to which white boy with too much gel in his hair replied ” Well we are the Kottonmouth Kings and we think we rock, can you throw us back our tape so we can give it to someone else?”

    I could go on and on, but I remember thinking “people in the IE are gonna eat this shit up”. Once again, I was not let down by my premonition. The only people that listen to this shit either a. live in the IE b. moved to HB or Newport that use to live in the IE or c. meth heads. And that about sums up the KottonMouth Kings and their gay ass fans. I luv you!

  55. mulisha

    you guys are all fuckin faggots.. who are you to talk shit. im sure everyone could talk shit on everyones music in one way or another.. theres just doing the things they love. get the fuck over it. if you dont like the kings, then simply Dont listen to them, who are you to talk to down on someone for what they think is good music. its there opinion. we do live in america fellas , theres alot of other shit to do out there, than taking time out of your day to say some meaningless words about a group that has accomplished way more than you’ll ever amount to. and they did all this underground, without selling out.. so keep to yourself, kepp listening to your faggot pop punk shit.

    down that krown-

    fuckin lames

  56. KottonMouth KILLER

    “PEOPLE ARE SO PASSANATE ABOUT LIFTED TRUCKS AND RIDING THE DIRT”

    Wow, Bonehead: go pick up a book and absorb some culture. We all know parading around in a raised truck makes up for the fact that your own dick is a measly 2 inches (erect) and that you have serious LMS symdrome. Embrace your Little Man stature and do something worthwhile with your life! Being a desert dirthead is nothing to be proud of. Granted, while it IS a step up from the gutter your white trash parents were born in, it’s still the place where the dreg of society congregate. Go home, take down that lame Kottonmouth Kings and Insane Clown Posse shrine in your room (yes, we know you still live with Mommy & Daddy), get a real job and a respectable hobby.

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  58. Devin

    And one more thing, you spelt “passionate” wrong. Figures… kids that listen to dumb music like the Kottoncunts are usually a bunch of fuckin idiots. Go buy an SRH shirt “Bro”

  59. Devin

    You guys are all lame. You probably wouldn’t know good music if you were slapped in the face with Hendrix’s guitar.

  60. 420

    U MAKE ME SICK BRO. U CAN TALK ALL THE SHIT U WANT, BUT I GUARENTEE WHATEVER THE HELL U SAY WONT MEAN SHIT. KMK PUTS SHIT DOWN LIKE NO OTHER AND TALKS ABOUT EVERDAY THINGS MAN. THEY ARE THE REAL DEAL. NOT LIKE SOME OF THESE PRE-MADONNAS OUT THERE THAT CRY CUZ THEY DONT GET THERE WAY. ITS NOT A HOBBIE, ITS A FUCKEN LIFESTYLE MAN. PEOPLE ARE SO PASSANATE ABOUT LIFTED TRUCKS AND RIDING THE DIRT. SOMETHING U KNOW KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.

  61. mike

    hey man guess what you might think (kottonmouth kings) suck but guess what they could come up with some better shit then any one can come up with and who are you to talk shit about someones hobbie or someones pride but i guess you are some loser that could not make it as a kottonmouth (poser)

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