Looks like our favorite coconut tree dweller will be parting ways with his massive guitar collection. Apparently he’s got 3,000 guitars, which I’m sure are all pretty damn sic. Of this collection he’s only played about 10 of them. Keith’s got plans to give them away or make a museum. Whatever he does, I sure as hell would love one of them! Hell! I’d be happy with his guitar pic or even a finger nail clipping of his.

Many of his guitars were given to him as gifts. And as the “Soul Survivor” that he is, Keith said, “I don’t know what I’ve done to deserve that. I’ve been one of the biggest assholes in the world!”

PS - I\'m still in need of that time machine, to go back to this.