Tag Archives: festival freaks

Hot vs Not: Straws

She may look a bit stupid with her silly straw sunglasses and weird contraption of straws sitting on her barely-there boobs, but I think she’s super cute.

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Hot vs Not: Tacky

When cute girls go tacky … Please get rid of that stupid fringe infested purse. It looks like something you’d pick up at a truck stop in Bakersfield! Paired with them leopard looking galoshes, it’s a recipe for looking like you’re from Jersey.

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Hot vs Not: Dress Shirts

The term “dress shirt” no longer stands for a button-up a dude usually wears with slacks. Girls now sport shirts as dresses! You know, the kind of cute long shirt you’re supposed to wear with jeans. But with summer near, the hoes take the jeans off and just wear the shirt as a dress!

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Hot vs Not: Sleeping Pee

There’s always gott be that one dude (or chick) that passes out at a bar. I tink he peed his pants …  🙁

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Hot vs Not: Photo Bombing Hot Girls

There’s always that one chump that has to photo bomb a perfectly good picture. Sometimes it work and sometimes it doesn’t. In this case, dude ruined a perfectly good photo of two super hotties!

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Hot vs Not: Short Shorts

hahaha made you look! It’s dudes in short shorts! Although I’m sure there are some that love the backside of men in short shorts!  Actually, these could be a bit shorter, but for the sake of our horny female-loving male readers, that rather see this, than that, I”m glad the doofy shorts are of non-compromising […]

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Hot vs Not: Mud Butt

I’m sure their chest and legs aren’t the only spots the mud crept to. I still don’t understand why any one would want to get down and dirty in a disgusting mud bath at a music festival. I guess some like the crust between the cracks. Remember the mud-poop bath at All Points West last […]

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Hot vs Not: Shredding Leggings

It looks like Jaws shredded up her leggings. Goes to show a chick this hot would even give a shark a boner!

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Hot vs Not: Lurpster

Back in the day we used to use the word “lurp” to describe someone that is tall and lanky with goofy body movement. Well now we’ve combined the word “hipster” and “lurp” to bring you “lurpster.”Kim Kardashian needs to lend this lurpster some of her curves!

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Hot vs Not: Bathroom Posers

We’ve all seen the quasi-sexy, let me take a pic of myself going pottie on the toilet (made popular during the Myspace days), but now chicks like posing in dingy bathrooms. I guess the grime gives that cool “I don’t give a fuck” effect. um, yeah.

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Hot vs Not: Fuzzy Boots

It’s a 100 degrees out and you choose to wear these wooly mammoth-like boots? Not only do you look like a fuckin’ idiot, but your feet probably stink too! Ewwww!

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Hot vs Not: Tryhard

Two very confused and two very horribly styled kids. Well, I guess you won’t get anywhere unless you TRYHARD!

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Hot vs Not: Pasties

When you think of pasties, usually bruised up, weathered strippers come to mind. Or those lame ass bro-hoe Havasu river rats. But there ain’t nothing trashy about this cute gal and her pasties. She’s adorable!

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Hot vs Not: American Apparel Rejects

American Apparel said “no” to them. But we said “Yes!” … um, sure, why not?

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