Why is it that people always feel the need to dress like a total dork at music festivals? I mean, we get it at Burning Man, but what is it that brings the goofiest fashion out of music festival-goers. San Francisco tends to have the most outlandish festival dorks, while L.A. is just full of hipsters and fashionistas. The photo below was shot at a music festival in San Francisco (of course). Perhaps he moonlights as a plushy and felt the need to let his furry fetish flag fly at this festival. We’re just happy he’s not wearing the matching bottoms with a crusty crotch hole.