Hot vs Not

Hot vs Not: Jealousy

Nothing like a woman’s jealous stare to paint an ugly picture. Looks like the Asian chick to the left is envious of the amazon woman’s bodacious bod and pasties laid upon her perfect breasts? Are those real? Too bad we didn’t get her face in the shot (must’ve been a buttahface).

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Hot vs Not: Tevas (especially with socks)

These days you can’t tell if someone is really a dorky dresser or if they’re one of those kids who think it’s “cool” to dress like a nerd (hipsters usually). Whether you’re truly a nerd or not, Tevas should never be worn. Especially with socks! I would rather (and do) go Asian style and wear […]

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Hot vs Not: Flamboyant Elves

Do you know why they call him “friendly the elf?” Take a wild guess …

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Hot vs Not: Free The Nipple

They may be small, but pretty much anytime you can sneak a lil boob (pun intended) or nipple into the mix, we’re always gonna think it’s awesome. FREE THE NIPPLE! Do as you please, mama!

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Hot vs. Not: Don King Troll

Remember those cute, yet ugly little creatures called Treasure Trolls? I used to collect those things when I was a kid (no joke) and this dude reminds me of a bad mushroom trip I once had. Dude looks like Don King gone Rainbow Bright at the thrift store! And I still don’t understand why music […]

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Hot vs Not: Smell My Finger

Makes you wonder where that finger has been. Especially when they’re walking Sunset Blvd late at night.

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Hot vs Not: Goofy Hipster Fashionistas

Recently coming back from a 10-day vacation through the Caribbean and Central America, one of the MANY things I did not miss about LA, were the annoying hipsters and tryhards that drench the streets of East LA with a poser stench so strong you can’t help but gag as they sloth by you.  I wonder […]

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Hot vs Not: Dominatrix Duo

Posing or not, these naughty dominatrices are pretty damn hot (sans the platform moon shoes, those things annoy me. Would be even better had they worn some sexy stilettos.)

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Hot vs. Not: Color Coordinating

This ginger looks like he could be one of M.I.A.’s twin dancers. Either that or a rapper from the late 90s with all that vibrant color coordinating going on! He looks like a bad acid trip waiting to happen. *sigh

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Hot vs Not: Cute Girls That Wear Moo Moos

Really?! Some of you hipsters just try waaaaay to hard. I think my late grandmother used her drapes from the 70’s to make this horrific dress. Home girl must of found it at the consignment store down in Chula Vista.

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