“This is Sparta!” Wow. um, yeah, wow. Unlike our last Trojan warrior, this fine man here sure ain’t no buttahface.

You know how girls with hot bodies but fugly faces are called “buttahface?” Well, dudes can be buttafaces too! Especially when they have a stupid, I’m-to-cool-to-take-a-photo-for-you-look-on-their-face. (Even my thumbnail uploader cut his face off for the home-page!)