I’m not quite sure what this chick was waiting for, but it looks like she was in dire need of some sexin’. Who says a lady needs to cross her legs? Photo: Matt Fisher Booking.com

I found these kids propped up on a busy street corner. I thought birthdays were supposed to be a fun day. Looks like this birthday boy got taped and rolled up like a mob hit body rolled in a Chinese rug. Kids do the darndest things

It’s almost as bad as a dude having sex with his socks on. But it’s not cause this old fart’s exposed member, ankle socks and New Balances are just god-awful.  Only in San Francisco ….

Poor he/she’s white fishnets are too small. The crotch hangs low! This is why men should not wear fishnets with skirts. Actually, no one should EVER wear what this dood is wearing. Full of fashion no-no’s (guess he’s from Jersey).

The best part of this pic is the bum in the background! The look on his face is priceless.

Mix match mish mash! I’m not sure if home girl’s sportin’ a bra or a bikini … can tell. Either way, I’m digging the boots n’ bikini deal. Although they would have been hotter in black (since the bra/bikini is black).

I don’t know about you, but I just want to give this rotund fuzzball a GREAT big hug!

I don’t know where to begin on this Coachella dude and his mega mullet. Something about his two toned hair, froey curls, hunched back and of course that gargantuan mullet, that just make me want to reach out and touch some one. Oh, my. Photo: Jen Chen

She may look a bit stupid with her silly straw sunglasses and weird contraption of straws sitting on her barely-there boobs, but I think she’s super cute.

When cute girls go tacky … Please get rid of that stupid fringe infested purse. It looks like something you’d pick up at a truck stop in Bakersfield! Paired with them leopard looking galoshes, it’s a recipe for looking like you’re from Jersey.