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Hot vs Not: Davey Crockett

I can understand wearing this silly hat in a land where it’s cold and 20 years behind in fashion (like Russia or New Jersey). But sportin’ a rackoon’s behind on your head in 90 degree California heat is just “nasty.” Let’s leave Davey Crockett as a historic icon and not as a fashion accessory.

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Hot vs Not: Nor Cal “Bro”

The term “bro” is not exclusive to So Cal alone. For those of you on the East Coast or unfamiliar with the term “bro,” here’s your Bro 101. Shit, getting a tattoo that reads “Nor Cal” is almost as pathetic as getting a tattoo that reads “Jersey.” Dude had to throw the iron cross and […]

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Hot vs Not: Bony School Girl Hips

Barely legal, barely boasting a woman’s hips and barely wearing that naughty school girl attire: I wonder what Mommy and Daddy would think? You would think today’s rave parties are a feeding ground for serial killers and perverts … I think I watch way too much “Criminal Minds.”

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Hot vs Not: Muffin Top

I’ve heard the term “muffin top” for all those plump ladies that like to wear butt tight skinny jeans even though they have some mega overhang. But dudes with muffin top? This fellow decided to display his vanilla muffin top as he passed through the bar. “Oh, do you know the muffin man, The muffin […]

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Hot vs Not: She Wants It

I’m not quite sure what this chick was waiting for, but it looks like she was in dire need of some sexin’. Who says a lady needs to cross her legs? Photo: Matt Fisher

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Hot vs Not: Fur Fat

It may be a lil chilly at SFO (San Francisco Airport) but for shit’s sake, does your fat arse really need a fur coat? I wonder how many poor rabbits it took to make this fat man’s coat. PETA would not be happy with this! Pffft! Photo by Ben Meier

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Hot vs Not at Coachella: The Mega Mullet

I don’t know where to begin on this Coachella dude and his mega mullet. Something about his two toned hair, froey curls, hunched back and of course that gargantuan mullet, that just make me want to reach out and touch some one. Oh, my. Photo: Jen Chen

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Hot vs Not: Straws

She may look a bit stupid with her silly straw sunglasses and weird contraption of straws sitting on her barely-there boobs, but I think she’s super cute.

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Hot vs Not: Tacky

When cute girls go tacky … Please get rid of that stupid fringe infested purse. It looks like something you’d pick up at a truck stop in Bakersfield! Paired with them leopard looking galoshes, it’s a recipe for looking like you’re from Jersey.

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Hot vs Not: Dress Shirts

The term “dress shirt” no longer stands for a button-up a dude usually wears with slacks. Girls now sport shirts as dresses! You know, the kind of cute long shirt you’re supposed to wear with jeans. But with summer near, the hoes take the jeans off and just wear the shirt as a dress!

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