There’s always gott be that one dude (or chick) that passes out at a bar. I tink he peed his pants …  🙁

There’s always that one chump that has to photo bomb a perfectly good picture. Sometimes it work and sometimes it doesn’t. In this case, dude ruined a perfectly good photo of two super hotties!

hahaha made you look! It’s dudes in short shorts! Although I’m sure there are some that love the backside of men in short shorts!  Actually, these could be a bit shorter, but for the sake of our horny female-loving male readers, that rather see this, than that, I”m glad the doofy shorts are of non-compromising […]

I’m sure their chest and legs aren’t the only spots the mud crept to. I still don’t understand why any one would want to get down and dirty in a disgusting mud bath at a music festival. I guess some like the crust between the cracks. Remember the mud-poop bath at All Points West last […]

It looks like Jaws shredded up her leggings. Goes to show a chick this hot would even give a shark a boner!

Back in the day we used to use the word “lurp” to describe someone that is tall and lanky with goofy body movement. Well now we’ve combined the word “hipster” and “lurp” to bring you “lurpster.”Kim Kardashian needs to lend this lurpster some of her curves!

We’ve all seen the quasi-sexy, let me take a pic of myself going pottie on the toilet (made popular during the Myspace days), but now chicks like posing in dingy bathrooms. I guess the grime gives that cool “I don’t give a fuck” effect. um, yeah.

It’s a 100 degrees out and you choose to wear these wooly mammoth-like boots? Not only do you look like a fuckin’ idiot, but your feet probably stink too! Ewwww!

Two very confused and two very horribly styled kids. Well, I guess you won’t get anywhere unless you TRYHARD!

When you think of pasties, usually bruised up, weathered strippers come to mind. Or those lame ass bro-hoe Havasu river rats. But there ain’t nothing trashy about this cute gal and her pasties. She’s adorable!