American Apparel said “no” to them. But we said “Yes!” … um, sure, why not?

Whether their cut to accent the cheeks, or if they’re just a pair of hot-shorts pulled up to give an intended wedgie, we like! Keep doing it ladies! Can summer please come quicker?

There’s nothing hot about this, in fact they look pretty damn ridiculous. Love the easy access opening, but save the under-get-ups for when you go riding (or if you’re very cold, or if your into some fucked up adult baby fetish … eww).

In so many ways. Newport Beach, California is the same as the Jersey Shore. They both have the same douche bags wearing Affliciton and bedazzled jeans over some fake-and-baked orange skin. However, this photo was taken three years ago and Jersey is just barely making Affliciton popular amongst guidos across the Garden State. Thanks to […]

Some kids just have no shame. You’re at a music festival for shit’s sake!

I still don’t understand the need to dress like a Rainbow Brite reject doused in patchouli at a music festival these days. I dunno what it is, but people feel the need to dress like it’s Halloween when they go to a music festival. Most make me laugh, but some just fuckin’ annoy the shit […]

How big you guys (and girls) really like them? Less is more, go big or go home? Dang! These bad girls are bigger than me head! I’m craving watermelon now.

Daisy dukes and cowboy boots! Would the original “The Dukes of Hazzard” starlett be proud of her steez on these happy lil Asian boys? Probably, but nothing holds a flame to Catherine Bach’s short shorts! Photo: Jen Chen

It ain’t easy lookin’ sexy with a fuzzy ass Babushka hat sittin’ on your noggin! Thing looks like a a bear’s shit after he ate a rabbit! Might work for a Russian mail order bride, however. Photo: Jen Chen

I don’t care if it’s a Louis Vuitton or that lame ass band, Fanny Pack, no matter how you put it, the shit’s fuckin’ lame. Can you say Tryhard? This fanny pack from the Hot vs. Not archives, however, is pretty damn funny! Photo: Jen Chen