Tag Archives: Hot vs Not

Hot vs Not: Mesh

It’s should be against the law to run your errands dressed like this on NYE! A mesh shirt, pot belly, running shoes, and dude didn’t even bother to throw his pants on over his crusty Joe Boxers … oh lord. Photo: Jen Chen

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Hot vs Not: Black

We thought black was supposed to be slimming? That’s not the case with this frumpy hipster. Caution: Do not layer if you already look layered.

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Hot vs Not: Mr. T

Where are they now? This is how Mr. T goes incognito from the paparazzi. With a pinch of Mad Max, a dash of Muslim and a hint of the Archbishop Don “Magic” Juan. “Can I get a cigarette?”

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Hot vs Not: Barely Legal

There’s always those creepy douches pushing 35 and still hookin’ up with them slutty high school girls bout to graduate. Gotta love them So Cal beaches … where everyone has no shame.

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Hot vs Not: Crack

Sometimes a lil crack is cute, but I’m not too keen on this big moon. Although I’m sure there are some ladies (and men) that find this hairy white ass attractive.

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Hot vs Not: 80’s

It’s good to bring it back a lil, but these chicks brought it back 10-fold! I hope they were on their way to an 80’s party, otherwise their shit’s pretty ridiculous! The chick with the blue curly mop looks like she could host “Yo Gabba Gabba!”

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Hot vs Not: Photogs

This guy gets the award for the most annoying photog ever! Who the hell gets in front of a musician’s face (especially a moving guitarist) with barely a foot of space from his face while the band’s performing! And with a fuckin’ point-and-shoot! This was taken at Neon Indian’s show a couple weeks ago at […]

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Hot vs Not: Tattoos and a Chin Strap!

This guys has gotta be from Jersey! I dunno what’s worse, the chin strap, the massive tribal tats, the gay hooped earings, or the sonic the hedge hog hair style? Or the ghetto chain around his neck!? At least it’s not gold (I guess).

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Hot vs Not: Punk Stacked

“Well how can we get the cheese, with the pussy gato? This guy’s more punk than me!”

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Hot vs Not: Ed Hardy Tool Spew

Looks like these Ed Hardy and True Religion tools had one too many Remmy Martins. Good thing they band like brothers when one spews all over their Ed Hardy/Bedazzled button-ups

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