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Hot vs Not: Honesty is the Best Policy

Even a bum knows that honesty is always the best policy… Her sign says “broke and ugly,” and my lonely boner says “maybe.” Photo: George De Las Casas

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Hot vs Not: Music Festival Crackheads

Sometimes a lil too much Molly or mushies will make music festival-goers go cuckoo! We caught these two festival crackheads at Sasquatch! this past week getting detained and tossed to the floor while refusing to get out of a VIP/backstage. It was really quite funny, especially when the broad ran to her man’s rescue after […]

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Hot vs Not: The Ed Hardy Family

Wow, I know it’s rude to stare (let alone snap secret photos) but I wasn’t sure if this shit was for reals! After five minutes of deliberation at Critter Country in Disneyland, we came to a unanimous agreement: this is in fact the Ed Hardy family! Well maybe not the “real” Ed Hardy family, but […]

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Hot vs Not: Ghetto Booty and a White Boy

Some white boys love the ghetto booty. But our friend Wally was a bit afraid of this one (as was I). BOOM!  

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Hot vs. Not: Trouble

  Who doesn’t love this kind of trouble? Especially when it looks so sloppy, sexy, sassy! This fun shot was taken on our adventures at SXSW … where we got into plenty of “trouble.” 😉

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Hot vs Not: Hey Double Bubble!

Well, this pink double bubble got quite the positive reaction on our Facebook and Twitter when we posted her on our SXW Fashion feature. In the words of the great Cheech and Chong, “Hey! Double bubble! Come on, baby! I’ll give you a ride!”

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Hot vs Not: I.E. Apparel

You know you’re in the I.E. (Inland Empire, CA) when dude’s dress like this: oversized shorts that look like a fat man’s highwaters paired with black sneakers emblazoned with skulls. Oh wait, those are some bulky Osiris, 90s-esque skate shoes … meh, same thing.    

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Hot vs Not: Captain and Smacked-Out Tennille

If Captain and Tennille hung out at Max’s Kansas City back in the smacked-out days of the 1970s, they’d probably look a bit something like this.

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Hot vs Not: Plushy Teddy Bear Hats with Flaps?

And it wasn’t even a jam band show or hippy festival. Let’s leave the fuzzy teddy bear hats with flaps (and the pee pee dance) to the toddlers.

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Hot vs Not: Hollywood Scenesters by way of “Jersey Shore”

This is what will happen if those Jersey Shore kids stay in Los Angeles: Hollywood scenesters by way of “Jersey Shore.” Looks like the Snookie doppelganger in the background is hungry for smush smush!

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