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Hot vs Not: Captain and Smacked-Out Tennille

If Captain and Tennille hung out at Max’s Kansas City back in the smacked-out days of the 1970s, they’d probably look a bit something like this.

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Hot vs Not: Plushy Teddy Bear Hats with Flaps?

And it wasn’t even a jam band show or hippy festival. Let’s leave the fuzzy teddy bear hats with flaps (and the pee pee dance) to the toddlers.

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Hot vs Not: Hollywood Scenesters by way of “Jersey Shore”

This is what will happen if those Jersey Shore kids stay in Los Angeles: Hollywood scenesters by way of “Jersey Shore.” Looks like the Snookie doppelganger in the background is hungry for smush smush!

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Hot vs Not: Teeny Bopper Raver Kids

I guess I can’t really talk too much shit, considering I started going to raves at the young age of 17, attending the inaugural Electric Daisy Carnival, Audiotistic, Narnia and more. I laugh at myself now for some of the outfits and dances I chose back then, and I continue to laugh now at all […]

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Hot vs Not: Celebrities at Indie Music Festivals

Hey, not all celebrities listen to Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga. Some actually have good taste in music. Check out hottie Rachel Bilson at FYF back in September. Not only is she hot, but she obviously has great taste in music (Dead Man’s Bones). Let’s just keep Paris Hilton away from tainting our festivals (Coachella). […]

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Hot vs Not: Naked-Baton-Yoga-Oh-My

Yeah, this is one of the ways international festivals (not of the good ole USA) are sometimes better: anything goes, they’re usually 24-hours-a-day and you wake up next to this in the morning. (The Download Festival in Donington, England 2006)

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Hot vs Not: Dumb & Dumber 3

These kids look like they’re auditioning for the next rock n’ roll comedy. Home boy with dropped mouth looks like Spicolli and shit, while his brunette counterpart looks like his neck got busted by a hipster’s beatle boot! “Dumb & Dumber 3: The Journey from Silver Lake to The Roxy!”

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Hot vs Not: Tutus

They may be barely legal, according to those lil hips and nips, but tutus are kind of well, hot (in the naughty school girl kind of way).

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Hot vs Not: Bieber or Bust!

Really though? *sigh … I’m speechless.

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Hot vs Not: Neck Tattoos (and then some)

As if  tattoos haven’t already become a huge enough trend the past six years or so, now we have lil white boys from Kansas (or some other middle America state) sportin’ chest and neck tats. In an attempt to look all hard or cool, this kid looks even more like a dork now than when […]

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