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Hot vs Not: Stuck in a Time Warp with Bugle Boys

It’s all to often that people get stuck in their golden days. Whether it’s with the kind of music they listened to in their prime or a style/fashion genre that they just can’t let go of: move the fuck on! But I gotta admit, this goofy couple straight out of a time warp circa ’87 […]

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Hot vs Not: Hot Chicks with Douches

Don’t they have a Web site dedicated to hot girls dating douche bags? What the hell is this lil cutie and her Chewbacca-Smurf-boots doing with this lame ass looking dude and his whack ass shirt? He probably borrowed it from one of the dude’s on the “Jersey Shore.” *sigh

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Hot vs Not: Davey Crockett

I can understand wearing this silly hat in a land where it’s cold and 20 years behind in fashion (like Russia or New Jersey). But sportin’ a rackoon’s behind on your head in 90 degree California heat is just “nasty.” Let’s leave Davey Crockett as a historic icon and not as a fashion accessory.

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Hot vs Not: Nor Cal “Bro”

The term “bro” is not exclusive to So Cal alone. For those of you on the East Coast or unfamiliar with the term “bro,” here’s your Bro 101. Shit, getting a tattoo that reads “Nor Cal” is almost as pathetic as getting a tattoo that reads “Jersey.” Dude had to throw the iron cross and […]

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Hot vs Not: Bony School Girl Hips

Barely legal, barely boasting a woman’s hips and barely wearing that naughty school girl attire: I wonder what Mommy and Daddy would think? You would think today’s rave parties are a feeding ground for serial killers and perverts … I think I watch way too much “Criminal Minds.”

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Hot vs Not: Muffin Top

I’ve heard the term “muffin top” for all those plump ladies that like to wear butt tight skinny jeans even though they have some mega overhang. But dudes with muffin top? This fellow decided to display his vanilla muffin top as he passed through the bar. “Oh, do you know the muffin man, The muffin […]

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The End of the Brooklyn Banks

Dayum son. Sure this news is going to bum out a lot of skaters all across the globe. It aint’ just locals that hit up the Brooklyn Banks. The New York City Department of Transportation has announced that they will be closing down the Brooklyn Banks pretty much immediately. They need the space for storage […]

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Spread Your Legs Wide For Sex Week on VBS

If you don’t know what VBS TV is, or do but never check out this awesome site, you’re pretty much a square bear. One of my favorite Web sites fo show! No rules, no corpos, no posers — just real raw reporting sure to make your granny rise from her grave. It’s the second annual […]

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