I’m not quite sure what this chick was waiting for, but it looks like she was in dire need of some sexin’. Who says a lady needs to cross her legs? Photo: Matt Fisher

Mix match mish mash! I’m not sure if home girl’s sportin’ a bra or a bikini … can tell. Either way, I’m digging the boots n’ bikini deal. Although they would have been hotter in black (since the bra/bikini is black).

She may look a bit stupid with her silly straw sunglasses and weird contraption of straws sitting on her barely-there boobs, but I think she’s super cute.

When cute girls go tacky … Please get rid of that stupid fringe infested purse. It looks like something you’d pick up at a truck stop in Bakersfield! Paired with them leopard looking galoshes, it’s a recipe for looking like you’re from Jersey.

The term “dress shirt” no longer stands for a button-up a dude usually wears with slacks. Girls now sport shirts as dresses! You know, the kind of cute long shirt you’re supposed to wear with jeans. But with summer near, the hoes take the jeans off and just wear the shirt as a dress!

There’s always gott be that one dude (or chick) that passes out at a bar. I tink he peed his pants …  🙁

There’s always that one chump that has to photo bomb a perfectly good picture. Sometimes it work and sometimes it doesn’t. In this case, dude ruined a perfectly good photo of two super hotties!

hahaha made you look! It’s dudes in short shorts! Although I’m sure there are some that love the backside of men in short shorts!  Actually, these could be a bit shorter, but for the sake of our horny female-loving male readers, that rather see this, than that, I”m glad the doofy shorts are of non-compromising […]

I’m sure their chest and legs aren’t the only spots the mud crept to. I still don’t understand why any one would want to get down and dirty in a disgusting mud bath at a music festival. I guess some like the crust between the cracks. Remember the mud-poop bath at All Points West last […]

It looks like Jaws shredded up her leggings. Goes to show a chick this hot would even give a shark a boner!