As if those motorized longboards aren’t bad enough. I absolutely loath when I see those kooks cruising the boardwalk as I go from my run. It’s as lazy as a cop on a Segway! Well check this lame shit out, a LED light-up-Photon whatevs skateboard! Might’ve been cool if Liberace cruised it, but other than that it’s pretty lame. Maybe those who ride such a board can carry it in this sweet ass Louis Viutton bag?
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