Want to show the love this Valentine’s Day, but can’t seem to find the words? Don’t you fret! We’ve got a list of the 10 Best Valentine’s Day Cards for all you music lovers out there. Don’t wait until the last minute to grab a cheesy Hallmark card at the grocery store when you can serenade your lover or put a smile on your friends and family’s faces with these brilliant cards, ranging from romantic to funny, and everything in between. Happy Valentine’s Day from Grimy Goods!
Words: Emily Saex
1. Take Another Little Pizza My Heart Now Baby
While the song “Piece of My Heart” was originally recorded in ’67 by Emma Franklin, this jam is best known by it’s popularized classic rock version sung by Janis Joplin, backed by Big Brother and the Holding Company. This Valentine’s Day card perfectly captures the essence of the song but with a fun play on it for all you music and food lovers out there. Kill two birds with one stone. You’re welcome. Purchase here!
2. Flight of the Conchords Find Love
In the “Girlfriends” episode of HBO’s comedy/music series Flight of the Conchords, Bret and Jemaine hit on two women in a croissant shop and have two very different dating experiences. While things may not have exactly panned out for them the way they expected, you will definitely impress your SO with this awesome and unique card. Purchase here!
3. Love Rock Concert Ticket Stub
Now here’s a perfect Valentine’s Day card for the avid concert goer in your life. True Love Productions Presents “You + Me” live in the city – a show that you and your lover won’t ever miss. Now kiss and rock the fuck out. Purchase here!
4. All You Need Is Love
This classy and quaint hand-stamped card sums up all the feels in the lyrics of one of the most memorable and beloved Beatles songs of all time – “All You Need Is Love.” This Valentine’s Day card is a sweet note you can share with anyone in your life that you love – parents, siblings, friends, lovers. Purchase here!
5. I Love You Like Kanye Loves Kanye
“I Love You Like Kanye Loves Kanye” card is the ultimate way to show your boo that you love them because we all know eccentric rapper Kanye loves Kanye A FUCKING LOT. Purchase here!
6. All The Single Ladies
Beyonce’s 2008 smash hit “All The Single Ladies” has now been resurrected into a perfect Galentine’s day card. Just because you and/or your bff’s are single doesn’t mean y’all can’t treat yo-selves. You do you bae, you do you. Purchase here!
7. You Make My Dreams Come True
If you’re not exactly sure how to tell your sweetheart how special they are, let this Hall and Oates “You Make My Dreams Come True” Valentine’s Day Card do all the talking. Swoon like it’s 1981. Purchase here!
8. I Love You And Most Of Your Dance Moves
Express your feelings and poke a little fun at your lover at the same time with this Valentine’s Day card, then go practice your sweet (or not so sweet, but A-for-effort) dance moves with a night out at a show or club. Purchase here!
9. I Hate Everyone…Except For You
Dark & Somber Greetings’ black metal cards are badass and their Valentine’s Day card is no exception. The outside reads, “I Hate Everyone,” and the inside reads, “Except For You.” Even misanthropes gotta show what little shred of love they got in their dark hearts! Purchase here!
10. R. Kelly Valentine’s Day Card
Bun B’s Jumbo Rap Coloring book features the one and only R. Kelly “Bump n’ Grind” Valentine’s Day Card. In their words, “Give it to someone that makes your body disagree with your mind.” Enjoy your freaky deaky Valentine’s day y’all! Download and print here!