Like many fashionable ladies, I love to shop. The next best thing to FREE clothes is Forever 21. An affordable trendy shop found in many malls across the good ole US of A where numerous cute girls (and now boys) seek out suitable threads. But beware if you a fatty, you probably won’t fit into anything here.

Which brings me to this: what the hell was this Rainbow Brite reject doing in the mall with a Forever 21 shopping bag?!!!

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Jersey …