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Newps is Stoops

You know, every time I got to Newport Beach I really loathe it (although I do like that grimy hole-in-the-wall Cassidy’s). Especially on the peninsula near that Sharkeez and that District Lounge. Can you say douchebag-to-fakie, fo realz? That place just has no soul or variety. Like my girl Kristine says: “Everyone’s a clone of […]

The Kottonmouth Kings Suck

So I said I’d right a blog about my undying disgust for the Kottonmouth kings. They are just so damn annoying and just plain out lame. I mean look at all the “bros” and “bro hoes” that listen to them. It reminds me of where I grew up. Don’t get me wrong, I love my […]