Summer has officially arrived, and one of the best places to be during the summer (actually, all year round) is Los Angeles. This great city will allow you to hit the trails, the beach and the desert all in one day while boasting the best pool parties, music festivals and a plethora of fun outdoor […]

Summer is right around the corner and with endless debaucherous amounts of fun in the sun comes silly-looking victims of the sun. I’m not talking about your skin peeling or the nasty sun blisters on your back (although those are god awful as well), I’m talking about your horrible tan lines. As previously mentioned, the […]

You can always tell who’s the MidWest tourist cruising the beaches of Southern California. While bodies lay across the sand shimmering with olive tans, the cheese stands alone. Our guess is that this guy is from Wisconsin … play on player!

The US Open of Surfing is going off this weekend in Huntington Beach (aka, the I.E. by the sea). While the sands will be covered with douches, bleached blondes with black streaks in their hair,  and plenty of drunks bros — please don’t get stupid drunk and be “that bro.” You know what we’re talking about … And […]

Spaceland Concerts are just making this summer even better with all the great music they’re funneling over to the West Side at the Santa Monica Pier. Who doesn’t love a show with a gorgeous Californian coastal view! The Beach Ball is jumping off Saturday, Sept. 21 and Sunday, Sept. 22. The two festival will feature Aloe Blacc, […]

Straight from the white sands of Costa Rica, here’s some sweet “pura vida” booty for you. Hot?  

With summer here and people wearing less-and-less clothes, beach goers across the California coast are being riddled with horrible visions of crack. From the dirty sandy crevices of Venice Beach to the bright crack of Hermosa Beach, which one do you prefer? ewww Photo by George De Las Casas