Tired of going outside? Do you despise the sun? Are you deathly afraid of meeting actual people? Perhaps you’ve given up on the whole “career” thing? Well if you answered yes to any of the above questions, then this gigantic piece of shit is right up your alley!
Are people really into this garbage? Or have they actually convinced themselves that playing video games on a star trek desk is a productive use of time? I gotta be honest I never had the inner yearning to feel like Dr. Claw from inspector gadget. All right, I lied. There was this one time but there was a garbage truck load of hallucinogenics involved…
Anywho, geeks rejoice! You’ve just found yet another object of affection that will make it even harder for you to get laid. But I guess things could be worse? You could be living in Ma’s back yard instead of that sweet furnished basement…
Now this, is more like it: modern, svelte and stylish.
-Gnargusto <3
