I get it when my six-year-old niece collects wristbands to colorfully adorn her wrists, but I don’t get it when SXSW-goers collect a mess of venue entry wristbands to wear as though they were precious gold. I can’t stand wristbands and lanyards and immediately take them off when possible. How old are you again? Is this supposed to be your badge of “cool”? Because actually, you look like total douche. It’s even worse when you float over this ridiculous display of wristbands and continue the collection on through Coachella. Thus becoming dorky, and stinky.