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Hot vs Not: Flowered wreaths at Coachella

Last year At Coachella 2013, Father John Misty made fun of the kind of girls that wear flowered wreaths around their heads at Coachella. Even with his complaints, even with Jimmy Kimmel’s shaming and even with our own Coachella fashion do’s and don’ts — these posers still wear their played-out flowered wreaths to Coachella. PHOTOS: Day One […]

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Coachella Poser Music Fans Get Called Out on Jimmy Kimmel – Lie Witness News
Coachella Poser Music Fans Get Called Out on Jimmy Kimmel – Lie Witness News

This is exactly why veteran Coachella fans and REAL music fans hate attending Coachella, because of the annoying posers and/or novelty fans. Get da fuck outta here, seriously. Jimmy Kimmel caught some of these Coachella posers live in the act, pretending as though they are so informed with obscure, underground bands. And of course these […]

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Scarlett Johansson Going for a Second Album–Oh No

It was bad enough that she had to taint the lyrical genius of Tom Waits with “Anywhere I Lay My Head”, but now the curvdacious Hollywood starlet is back again giving it another go with yet another album. Which famed musician will she piggy-back this time around? Why it’s Pete Yorn, an American singer/song writer […]

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Newps is Stoops

You know, every time I got to Newport Beach I really loathe it (although I do like that grimy hole-in-the-wall Cassidy’s). Especially on the peninsula near that Sharkeez and that District Lounge. Can you say douchebag-to-fakie, fo realz? That place just has no soul or variety. Like my girl Kristine says: “Everyone’s a clone of […]

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Louis Vuitton Skateboards – Oh MY!

I wonder who’s going to be the first schmuck to show up with this get-up. If you by any means think this is cool, you’re probably the type of person that changes their image every three years: LAME. What next LV sponsorships? “This is the end. My only friend, the end.” Read more nonsense here

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Myspace magazine – Myspace Weekly?

Are you kidding me? Myspace now has a freaking magazine. What lamos will be writing for that ish? Maybe a bunch of white belt wearing, pomade headed pretty boys and some platinum female tools. I like it as a social network, to stay in touch with my friends, and network for journalistic purposes, but I […]

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The Battle of the Tryhards

It always amuses me seeing all these kids just barely out of their teens reviving the 60’s and 70’s rock era when Zappa and Captain Beefheart were playing with numerous rock genres. And when I speak of these kids, for the most part they are girls that probably were never really into some of the […]

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